The Life Cycle ... in Reverse!

One of my favorite ditties goes a little like this:

"The life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, and get it out of the way. Then you live for 20 years in an old-age home and get kicked out when you are too young. You get a gold watch and then you go to work. You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You go to college and party until you are ready for high school. Then you go to grade school, you become a little kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and you go back into the womb. You spend the last 9 months floating, and you finish off as a gleam in somebody's eye."